Making up the truth

...and other stuff that doesn't matter

Thursday, March 03, 2005

Let me share with you...

So...
I thought maybe I would search blogger for something interesting the other day, but I didn't find anything. In fact after four hours I only came accross one blog that I would even want to revist. I probley went through a couple hundred different blogs... alot of them in foreign languages, alot about computer games, quite a few of those little photo album blogs (either by family's or drunk college students), a good number of advertisment blogs and quite a few poetry blogs. The blogs that I found the least interesting were those which somewhere in their profile contained a phrase something like ... "I have some interesting things to say" or "I have a unique perspective on life and living".
Those blogs almost always suck. I can't say always because I haven't read them all. But the secound a person crosses that boundry line and discloses that they think themselves to be interesting, or that they think others will find them to be interesting, they become the least interesting people around. A person who is proud of their own perspectives and feels like other people should listen to them quickly becomes the most nausiating writer/speaker.
Self interest does not qualify expertise.

To those of you like thisas well as you who may be thinking of starting your own blog, Heed this important advice...
DON'T!
You've already been outdone. I can say that with confidence because you have already seen the best that is out there. I have met enough people to know that I think differently than all of them, including you. I have indepthed everything so much that I recognize things others can't fathom. Once you've read my words you will have a new understanding of life.
You will be able to leave comments and I can respond to your inquiries. I am sure that it will take you some time to comprehend some of the things I share with you though because they are such complex and muti-leveled concepts. But in time, and with my help you will come to know secrets of the unknown, hiddin truths, and the answers to lifes many mysteries which are all clear and obvious to me. You are privilaged to be one of the lucky few who've stumbled upon this wonderful opportunity. Enjoy

2 Comments:

  • At 8:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    hmm, well that's an interesting perspective. I think I'll pass on the whole making your own blog thing and just be content with rolling my eyes at yours.
    Love ya!

     
  • At 10:47 AM, Blogger Joses said…

    I gotta say that I disagree a bit there. I dunno if most people are a waste of human flesh. I certainly think that there are alot of lives which could benefit from from the use of a little brain power though.

     

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