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I have three roommates.
My roommate is dating my ex-roommate. My other roommate is married to my brother. My other other roommate is her husband who's sister is dating my roommate.
My ex-roommate knew my roommate for 11 years before they started dating, my other roommate for 13 years, but they weren't friends really just acquaintances, and she grew up with me and my other other roommate who is now also her ex-roommate.
I've known my roommate for about 7 years and my other roommate for five years before she married my other other roommate who is my sisters ex-roommate
My roommate has known my other roommate for 26 years they have been roommates about 3 years now, he's known my other other roommate for 11 years. My roommate is not married to my other roommate, she is married to my other other roommate. My roommate is dating my ex-roommate.

When I started living here my roommate was single, my other roommate was dating my other other roommate, but my other roommate wasn't my roommate yet.
My roommates last ex-roommate used to be my other roommates neighbors, but that was back when my ex-roommate, my other other roommate, my first ex-roommates and I were all roommates.
When my ex-roommate was neighbors with my roommate and a previous roommate, my ex-roommate was getting ready to work for my neighbor's ex-roommate.
My neighbors are my roommates first ex-roommates, but now they are just his neighbors.
My roommates first ex-roommates used to spend a lot of time with my other roommate's first ex-roommates, that's how my roommate met my other roommate and her neighbor which later became his previous roommate and my ex-roomates neighbor as well.
My other roommates first ex-roommates used to be my first ex-roommates neighbors, but that was back before my first ex-roommates were roommates, they were just neighbors.

So now you know about me, my brother and sister, my sister in-law, my roomate, our parents, one aunt and Paul.