Making up the truth

...and other stuff that doesn't matter

Monday, April 25, 2005

Good lord take me now! ur-um, when summers over...

Who could possibly dislike excellence which is spring!!
A peice of commn sense for all my close friends here at homebase... Next time you decide to snort some of that crackamphetamine consider all the whining you've been doing about your "g---amned allergies" before you cut that fresh line of crank to get you going in the morning. Yea I mean you my ever so friendly neighbors with your fancy lil 1967 lime green winnebago! Way to stick it to the man my under cover next-doorians!! They'll never think to LOOK IN THE CAMPER FOR DRUGS!! You guys are so freaking smart, I never would have thought about using such a classy peice of history for such a profession! Amazing. I am slightly confused, however, after all your deep seeded disgust with all things racist seems to contradict the contraband you push to mart. After the lecture I recieved regaurding my VW beetle which we all now know was Hitlers brainchild (volks= folks or peoples, wagon= wagon) I find myself surprised that you would vend is secound (or maybe third) claim to fame. Does it not bother you that Hitler assigned his most gifted to develope methamphetamine to keep his soldiers going without food for days on end, later realizing of course that it was making them all crazy eyed? Well It is an easy enough thing to overlook. I wont be one to harp on you though, after all, I do own two VW's.

P.S. I don't really know that their camper in a 1967 , and I'm not even sure if it's a winnebago, I just said that stuff cause I felt like it. I realize that making up things like this isn't nice, but I did it anyway. If you tell me I am a bad person for that I will karate chop your face off.