Making up the truth

...and other stuff that doesn't matter

Friday, March 24, 2006

Absolutely Anything*

Okay, first of all as a general rule of thumb, nothing that I write in this blog matters. It doesn't matter if I say that you mom is hott and that I would like to get to know her in a more personal way, it doesn't matter if I plagiarise someone else's work, it doesn't matter if I am arrogant and cocky, it doesn't matter if I sellp ervey wrod of my bolg wrogn, and it doesn't matter if I outright lie and say things that are not true.
When you speak to me in person (if you ever have the divine privilege), I don't speak anything like what you find in these blogs, but you will know that I am the author because of my personality.
I am determined to make this blog an area without rules or obligations on my part, and It is the only aspect of my life which is or ever will be so. I intend to enjoy it. I will come here whenever I want, and I think that for your well being you should come here as much as possible and leave comments that will encourage me to blog more.
You can say whatever you want in the comments, it doesn't matter, I contradict myself as many times as I can in each blog so you should feel free to say ABSOLUTLEY(hint hint)ANYTHING that you want to. It is imperative that you completely disregard what I say.*
*The only thing I don't want you to do is to leave comments feeling sorry for me because you know me personally and you think this stuff is true. Try to avoid letting this affect who you think I am when you see me in person.
Just enjoy the read, and have fun inventing some comments for me.
I have decided to give $1000 dollars to whoever has the most, or most interesting comments in 2006.
So lets see what you can come up with.